Handy Latin Phrases

Courtesy of Handy Latin Phrases (The Original):

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus
et nimis propinquus ades.
If you can read this bumper sticker, you are
very well educated and much too close.